You've probably heard the phrase, "Laughter is the best medicine," and it is incredibly true. Laughing fights depression and releases endorphins that contribute to an oxygen-rich blood flow. Laughter is so beneficial that yoga instructors encourage practitioners to laugh at themselves and their environment...during class! If they are willing to interrupt the sacred silence of yoga, then it must be really important. Here are ten one-liners to pick your spirits up today (I lack in the humor department, so I unfortunately cannot claim credit for these).
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 3. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? 5. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 6. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 7. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 8. Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. 9. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... 10. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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